I should probably go sit in a corner.

I finally go to play a Google+ game, and this is what I get...

I can't get this image of how I feel out of my head...

Looks like it's back to solitaire.

HAPPY THANKSGIVIIIIING!

Feels like a lie.

So you've probably seen those commercials for 5 gum, and how chewing it feels like riding down a green waterslide... or something...

Well, I got some for Halloween, and let me tell you, it's a LIE.
I documented how I felt the first time I tried it:

 Conclusion: I believe they call it 5 gum, because it's sucky flavor fades within 5 minutes,
And tastes like old rubber.